PLOT TWIST... I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
Dear friends and lovers,
So, about that last update... Let's just say the universe decided you couldn't handle a world without me in it. The whole legal nightmare is finally over, and the cage stays empty. I walked out of that courtroom with probation, which means I'm still here, still free, and still ready to play.
The chapter in Kentucky is officially closed. The drama is done. Now, we can get back to the good part.
AVAILABLE FOR CONSULTATIONS
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
My schedule is wide open and my phone is on. For the time being, I'm available in Lexington, Kentucky and nearby places. I'm ready to provide the focused, one-on-one attention you've been craving.
859-487-1231FROM THE DESK OF CAGER KLARXON
Something y'all may not know about me... I'm an author.
My debut novel, Loading…, comes out October 14, 2025. It is available for pre-order on Amazon in both print and Kindle versions. Click the covers below to pre-order.
How to Stay in Touch
The legal chapter is closed, but if you want to stay connected or schedule a consultation, here's how to reach me: